Colin Farrell
Tall, dark, handsome? Oh, and bad in bed. Reportedly!
According to Woody Allen’s former nanny Angelique Jerome, she did not have a great time in bed with Colin. She said: “He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he’s as wild as Mickey Mouse. Maybe he has lots of women because he’s not that good in bed. Maybe they don’t want to stay.
“I kept having to fake orgasms—one, two, three—to keep him happy and let him keep his dignity. It seemed the polite thing to do… It was too clinical. He didn’t at all come across as a sex god who had slept with countless woman. If I didn’t know better, I could almost have thought it was his first time… Once he’d got what he fancied—in about 10 seconds flat—he just wanted to go to sleep.”
She added that they made love three times, but it only lasted “ten minutes in total”.
How disappointing.