The lovely Katie Price has been likened to many things over the years….
A drag queen.
A living Barbie Doll.
Even a robot.
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But this week fans took it one step further – and described her as a slice of bacon.
Yep, you read that right. A rasher of bacon.
Check out these pics of her on Instagram of her modelling one of her new fashion designs while basking in the sun in the Maldives with her family and see if you agree
And it’s kind of true! When you look at that stringy garment that BARELY contains her famous curves, she does look a wee bit like a lump of bacon that could easily be served up on a Sunday.
Of course, many of her devotees loved the pics but some found the poses and the sparseness of the garment a little hard to deal with.
“Are you selling the shirt or your boobs?” one stunned fan piped up.
Another snipped, “Not a classy pic. Very needy and annoying. Unfollow.” (Excuse me? You know who Katie Price is, surely…)
And then someone compared Katie to tasty slice of pork, saying, “You look like a piece of bacon lol”
If looking like she should be hanging up in a butcher’s window wasn’t enough to get fans in all of a dither, then her belly button – or lack of it – on a picture posted to her Katie Price Boutique Instagram account had them going spare!
In the image, which sees Katie laid out on a deck like a victim in Murder, She Wrote, her naval looks to be slightly smudged, as if someone had to tried rub it out. Heaven forbid! What could Katie have against her belly button, eh?
Nevertheless, Katie and her gorgeous family looked like they were having a great time in the Maldives with her kids looking exhausted from the heat and the exciting things they’ve been doing.
But after a year or so of drama, it’s been a fun time for the family of late.
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Just last week Katie treated her hubby to a 30th birthday he’d never forget at Gilgamesh restaurant in Camden, London.
After partying with a giant yellow snake that slithered around the party and a special virtual pyrotechnic display, Katie and Kieran continued the party at DSTRKT nightclub where the mum-of-five was spotted glugging Dom Perignon champagne.
What a woman!