A porn star is challenging a court ruling after being banned from moaning loudly during sex.
Natalie Hot was banned from noisy sex after her neighbours complained that the noises were very disturbing for the locals in the area.
She even tried to keep the peace by inviting them to a swingers’ party at her house.
WHAT?!
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But now she is fighting the decision because she claims it stops her working from home.
She told the court: “Everyone in the street can work from home, but it is forbidden for me to do so?”
Sex is a tad different from sitting at a computer all day, don’t you think?
Marion K, a neighbour who complained, resorted to kicking open her door and swearing at her.
Other residents have made lists and taken photos of the “increased traffic” in front of Nat’s house.
Another local even wrote to the administrative council: “This is a case of a brothel which is hidden behind webcam activities.”
Natalie admitted that she was trying to patch up her differences with everyone, by organising a swingers’ party at her house,she said: “It would have been fun.”
Um, OK then…
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However, the court failed to accept her side and said the moaning ban was justified.
Natalie expressed her anger on her Facebook page, writing: “So the trial is over! My conclusion for today: I’ve lost all hope that we live in a free country.
“Here you will be told by bureaucrats what you can do in your own four walls. Poor Germany!”
Natalie’s husband – yep she has a husband – Christian added: “Let’s see what the community will think when they see a full-size naked photo of Natalie printed on our car.”
You’d really do that to your wife? Bit far…