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Listen up new EastEnders boss: How to fix the soap in five easy steps!

The show is in trouble but we reckon we know how to save it

It’s no secret EastEnders isn’t in the best shape of its life.

Ratings have plummeted, storylines are listless and you’d be hard pushed to recognise half the Square these days.

But we reckon there are a few simple ways to help save the show – and new boss Chris Clenshaw should listen up.

Billy Mitchell is adding nothing to EastEnders (Credit: BBC)

Step 1: Kill the deadwood

Normally we wouldn’t suggest EastEnders has anything to learn from Hollyoaks but these are desperate times.

The Channel 4 soap has been notoriously ruthless in years gone by in getting rid of its cast in great swathes.

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Fires, explosions, floods have all claimed multiple lives – and it’s time for EastEnders to do the same.

Some characters need to go – time to get ruthless. Sorry Billy Mitchell – but it’s time.

EastEnders - Bingate Trailer

Step 2: Story, story, story

Things haven’t quite hit the lows of bin-gate – but they are pretty dire in EastEnders at the moment.

A surrogate pregnancy, a blast from the past and a gifted child with a pushy mother – how thrilling.

What Walford is missing is one big storyline to bring together everyone on the Square.

The fire was a dud, let’s face it. Pull out all the stops, bosses.

EastEnders bosses need to unleash Janine Butcher (Credit: BBC)

Step 3: Use Janine Butcher

Fans have wanted her back for years – and she’s finally back.

So far she’s pretended to be a doctor, gone to work at the Vic and started selling stolen cars.

It’s hardly the high stakes drama Janine could carry off.

Give her an affair with Kheerat, a war with Suki, a clash with Sharon – something, anything.

Just make it worth it.

It’s time for EastEnders bosses to end this offensive Gray storyline (Credit: BBC)

Step 4: Stop Gray Atkins

When the Gray and Chantelle abuse storyline started, it was full of promises to raise awareness of domestic abuse.

Now it’s a sensationalist and pointless serial killer storyline dependant on viewers ignoring reality.

Three deaths in and it’s verging on offensive, but one thing is clear – Gray needs to go.

But he isn’t the kind of villain you lock up to prove a point – he’s one that has to die.

He is too far gone – so kill him off and get a proper serial killer in.

EastEnders Ronnie and Roxy Mitchell

Step 5: Bring back Ronnie and Roxy

The rot truly began in Walford when the ridiculous decision to kill off the Mitchell sisters was allowed to be taken.

They needed to be rested, not drowned – and the show has to fix it.

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Dirty Den and Kathy Beale have both cheated death – and it’s time for the two powerhouses to do the same and come back.

However, without them, Albert Square is doomed.

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