EastEnders fans were sent into a frenzy during last night’s episode when resident hard-man Phil Mitchell picked up a leaflet for a local spa.
Sharon flicked through the leaflet and told a dismissive Phil that spas aren’t just for women, men can enjoy the delights as well.
She told him: “Spas are for blokes too, you know.
“You can get 20 percent off a back, sack and crack wax today!”
Phil, who let’s remind ourselves has stared death in the face several times, looked absolutely horrified. And Shazza added: “I’m being serious! You need to open yourself up to all possibilities.”
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The thought of Phil, ahem, opening up was just too much for the Twittersphere to bear however, with traumatised fans tweeting their own horror.
One viewer wrote: “#EastEnders lol I don’t want to imagine Phil asking for a back, sack and crack.”
Another added: “Omg if Phil actually goes for a back, sack and crack.”
A third tweeted: “Sharon tells Phil Mitchell he can get 20% off a back, sack and crack and I’m facing seeing my dinner for a second time.”
And there were more vomit GIFs than we even knew existed.
It was later revealed that Phil did indeed visit the spa but whether or not he had the, erm, balls to get his 20% discount we do not know.
Maybe all will be revealed tonight. Actually, it’s probably better if it isn’t.
It seemed EastEnders was in a saucy mood last night as Kathy tempted Irish newcomer Aidan with a sausage sandwich while Carmel and Max enjoyed something better than ‘a fish finger sandwich’ during lunchtime.
It didn’t go unnoticed by viewers either, who were quick to pick up on the rampant innuendo.
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EastEnders is having something of a new lease of life with this week marking the first of new boss John Yorke’s episodes at the helm.
Fans are already praising him, saying the show feels different already and with one of the biggest Christmases EVER being promised, it looks like ‘Enders could come back fighting at next year’s soap awards.