We’ve had some real musical highlights in the CBB house this year.
Both Ginuwine and Shane Lynch have showcased their singing skills, with differing levels of success.
On tonight’s show, however, there’s an attempt on the mic that’s more shameful than tuneful.
Rachel Johnson comes together with Dapper Laughs, of all people, to perform a rap she’s written about the house.
Perfecting her “mum moves” by bouncing from side to side, Rachel tunelessly blares her lyrics.
Some of the highlights include: “January 2018, in the Big Brother House. Didn’t wanna come in, then I asked my spouse.
“So I came to Elstree and I found my crew. Like DC Maggie – catchphrase: ‘Anyone want a brew?'”
Many of the housemates either watch through their fingers or with shocked smiles on their faces as Rachel ploughs on.
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Some later bars include a cheeky dig at the “showmance” between Ginuwine and Ashley, as well as the romantic tension between Shane and Andrew.
Rachel says: “Will the sexy showmance ever get real or not? Will our boy Shane ever hit my Drew’s sweet spot?”
When the rap finally ends, Dapper Laughs quickly clears his name from any involvement.
He says: “I’d just like to say one thing – I had in no way or shape anything to do with the writing of that rap.”
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Also on tonight’s show, host Emma Willis will announce the second and third evictees of the series.
Maggie, Andrew, John, Rachel and Ann all face eviction – with only three guaranteed safety!
Celebrity Big Brother is on tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.