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Viewers gag as Loose Women star reveals she suffered bizarre sex injury

Water bed tale left some feeling ill

Loose Women is on around the time most people are having their lunch, but that didn’t stop Janet Street-Porter from going into graphic detail about her sex life on today’s show. 

The ladies were discussing – ahem – sex-related injuries when the 70-year-old recounted what happened after she and her partner tried getting frisky on a water bed.

And it’s safe to say that by the end of the story, many viewers were feeling a little queasy themselves.

Janet recalled: “It was an awfully long time ago, when water beds were a popular way of pepping up your sex life.

“I’d had quite a few drinks to get in the mood, jumped on the bed and we were going at it. And then you can’t stop it – you get up a wave motion and I was banging my head against the wall.

“I can’t describe what was happening with my body, and I suddenly thought: ‘I’m going to be violently sick.’

“I threw myself off the waves, crawled to the bathroom, leaned over the loo and hit my head really hard on the toilet as I vomited.”

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Well, it turns out she wasn’t the only one feeling woozy – and viewers were soon having a good old dig on Twitter.

One ranted: “Wish she would shut up about her sex life! Where is your self-respect? It’s a family show!!”

Another scoffed: “Any story about JS-P having a [expletive] would be [expletive] grim!”

And a third wrote: “Imagine four men sat around a table talking about their sex lives as candidly as they do on @loosewomen!”

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It’s not the first time Janet has admitted being passionate on the ITV show.

Last month, she stunned her fellow panellists when she recalled a moment when she lost her temper.

She admitted: “I remembered last night that I threw a cast-iron casserole [dish] at someone’s head!

“And thank god it missed them, because I’d be in the dock for manslaughter!”


Nancy Brown
Associate Editor